nothing good happens after 11pm

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH was my first thought, followed by a SHIET! then i ran out of the room.

a friggin spider about the size of my palm was hanging on the side of my bedroom wall.

after i ran out, i went to my dad and bro, obviously asking for help -to get rid of that monster-, my dad being the lazy person tht he is just said "just leave it", followed by a comment from my mom "it'll probably just crawl down and onto your bed. dw." i was like "R U SRS?!"
So then my bro tried to help me. yes...TRIED

We tried to move the spider with a broom, but when my bro just moved it a cm near the spider, whooosh it moved away freakishly fast, like a lightining bolt, "waaaaa!!" my brother jumped.
That method obviously failed, so we tried spraying it with windex...yes windex.
after we sprayed it with windex , it went crawling up then down and sideways..then finally my dad came and just full on moved the spider with a broom till it fell, then SHIEEEETTTT
we it went crawling down the carpet and under my bed and the computer..i was jumping on top the bed like a lil girl, and my bro was just "iwrbfijhebviujeov"
it finally crawled back up to the wall and my bro tried to catch it, but then like a wind..wooosh, it moved, but this time my bro smashed the 2 of its legs -_-  oh and my bro jjust shrieked and moved away and he was shakiiing! lols

we finally got the spider into a plastic..and when my bro was carrying it... poof...it fell and he as like "shittttttt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" i was like LMFAO

Then he finally got it back into the plastic..and he was shaking and "i-i-i havent tied the p-p-lastic yet"lol..but we finally got rid of it...after 1am -_- it took us more than an hour to friggin get rid of a spider *sigh*

then i went to sleep.
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